Another night of random drunkenness

…not for me that is. I’m sticking to my Pseudo resolution (for now).

This was my first outing with the EEE club gang in 2009, unless you count the epic New Year’s Eve outing .

Random drunken chutiyaap ensued (big surprise). It was me, Shanty, Avi, Sonja, Wendi, Sabrina, Agas, Huang He, Zelin and his girlfriend(?? Was she? She looked a LOT like Jeon Ji Hyun…but shorter). Good catch Zelin ! If she was your girlfriend that is.

We started off at Crazy Elephant. I’ve begun to dislike the place. Anyway, I think Agas had this great master plan to “Fry” me…or in other words, get me totally high and then try and get me to confess stuff…or something along those lines. To my great delight though, his plan totally and utterly backfired! Agas ended up getting saboed into chugging down 4-5 beers and then displaying his amazingly poor skills at smoking cigarettes. Shanty had told me before that Agastya smokes in a really fucked up way, but tonight I saw it first hand.

Its pathetic. And hilarious! Agastya didn’t fail to entertain! Right from the totally messed up way in which he holds the cigarette, to mouth fagging (not inhaling), dropping cigarettes, extinguishing his cigarette accidentally and a variety of other “trying to look cool” moves…words would not do justice to this spell binding spectacle of failure !!

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t mean to be harsh…its just really funny the way he smokes and the things he does when he gets really concious that other people are watching him smoke .

Sonja pretty much went to sleep after 1 beer . Shanty chugged down beer after beer to no avail. Huang He the great got high along with Agastya. It seems he has an even smaller capacity than dear Agas!!

So, with Agastya totally sloshed and Huang He also pretty fucked, we headed for Attica. Yet another club which I wouldn’t mind never going to again. I wonder why there aren’t many decent clubs here in Singapore?! Perhaps my expectations are too high. Or perhaps, I must one day make a fucking kick ass club in Singapore…when I have enough cash .

Here I finally got to see violent Agastya!!! And what a delight it was!! Agastya, when high, goes from his sweet, achchha bachcha self, to this really violent alter ego who will use 10 “fucks” per sentence, along with wild gesticulations, pushing, hitting and flipping the middle finger every 5 minutes or so! Oh, and not to mention the hilarious dance moves! Ok…I may not be the one to talk, but I think Agastya totally overshadows my shitty dancing when he’s sloshed. To be really frank (and I know Shanty will disagree), I didn’t think I was THAT bad at dancing today. Anyway…its debatable .

Among other things, there were loads of weird drunken discussions, ranging from past relationships, to how many people we’ve fucked, to lesbianism, to who we like, to matchmaking and other random crap. As usual, I was fully grilled regarding Shilpa. I wonder when they’ll get tired of asking me the same question and getting the same reply again and again!! Then there were random attempts at matchmaking me and Sonja. And Shanty and Sonja! Lol…its SOOOOOO fucking ironic (I think Shanty knows what I mean ). I think the universe really wants to fuck around with us in the same way over and over again!!

Wendi got pretty high and I think there might be something there between her and…ahem…cough cough…never mind. I’m not that bad at guessing such stuff. Best of luck in the future to the party concerned. It can definitely happen if you play your cards right .

A lot more random shit happened…just way too much to type out. So let’s just leave it at that. The night ended at McDonald’s where Avi got high on a burger and started speaking random bullshit! Haha!!! Sonja was too tired by then. Agas was blissfully in his own world, staring at us and and giving a goofy smile with half closed eyes…hehe!!

Yeah, that’s pretty much the gist of it. I hardly drank anything. And my definition of hardly anything is probably enough to get Pari drunk . I’ll leave that for another post.