Cockblocking

Yes…I finally got to use that newly learnt term in a conversation!

Anyway…its been a long time since I’ve come back home so early in the morning. Last time was NYE I think. And Shanty, the reason why I’m blogging so soon is because its fresh in my head. Just to clarify .

Fun night actually. Sold my 1 GB of RAM and spent the money on drinks at Clarke Quay. Met up with Prachi, Pari, Ankur, Alex, Shanty and Avi. Finally got to see drunk Prachi! And is she violent or what?! Alex looks like a…ahem…”flower”, compared to her!

She was slapping people left, right and center (Ankur, Shanty and poor Avi), drinking water and spitting it out, throwing stuff and blabbering all sorts of nonsense.

“Jojo….tu friend hai. Pari bhi friend hai! Tu wapas aa gaya. Tu friend hai…but please! Please….”

No fucking clue what that meant . But in a way…yeah, I am back baby .

Drunk Pari dialed Ankur’s home number by accident, which resulted in calls from both Ankur’s mom and dad! Hahaha!

Lets not even bother describing what I drank, because it doesn’t even matter these days. Stupid fucking higher than normal threshold.

Left after a while because we were just so fucking hungry. After drunk Pari, tipsy Ankur, drunk Prachi and Avi bailed on us, we went to Kallang to bowl. We totally sucked, but we were playing with the objective to bowl fast. Unfortunately neither Shanty or I could break the 22 mph mark. Must try with better bowling balls next time.

What followed after that is like a legenfuckingdary Geylang trip where we just ate and talked. And boy did we talk! It was like a proper LC reunion minus Pari where no stone was left unturned. All relationships, short-term, long-term, ONSs (maybe not all ) ,flings etc etc were revealed…sometimes with too much information (courtesy Alex), reflected upon, made fun of…blah blah blah…and so on and so fucking forth.

Glad to have gotten so many things off my chest…not so glad to have heard Alex’s…erm…10 phone call story…lol! Nah, just kidding man…its all good . We had just one rule…no stupid fucking secrets. Maybe we got more than we bargained for…but it was just so fucking cool and hilarious! Alex and his flower…and also his cockblocking ways…Shanty’s “simplistic” take on relationships…my own personal experiences and fundas (which I’m not gonna fucking blog about )…with sprinkles of TMI here and there.

Awesome. Fucked up. Enlightening.

One of those weird yet very very memorable trips. Legen-motherfucking-dary!